GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE AUGUST 16, 1996

Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

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MO, WHICH OF THESE MID-RANGE DILDOES DO YOU THINK WOULD SELL BETTER? THE ONE SHAPED LIKE A MANATEE, OR THE "BALLISTIC REALISTIC I?"

DICKS FOR CHICKS

WHOLESAL

I'M SURE

I DON'T

KNOW.

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JEEZ, IT'S A FRICKIN' SAUNA IN HERE. FIRST JEZANNA JACKS UP OUR HEALTH INSURANCE, THEN SHE TURNS OFF THE A/C. UH

HEY, GINGER HAD PROFESSOR SYDNEY OVER AGAIN LAST NIGHT. SHE ASKED ABOUT YOU.

OFFICE

HUH.

REALLY.

Y'KNOW,

I THINK SHE LIKES YOU.

SLAM

OFFIC

DO I HEAR THE GUILELESS TONES OF GIRLISH

GOSSIP?

SYDNEY'S GOT

A THING

FOR MO.

SYDNEY? I'M NEST! I CAN'T STAND

I DIDN'T THAT POINTY-HEADED PRIMA KNOW YOU DONNA. BESIDES, I'D NEVER WERE GO OUT WITH ANYONE WHO SEEING DID WHATEVER IT WAS SHE HER. DID TO YOU.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SHE EVER DID

ANYTHING TO ME?

OH, GIVE IT UP, THEA! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU WERE LOVERS ONCE. AND YOU'RE SO EVASIVE ABOUT HER, IT'S NOT HARD TO GUESS SHE FUCKED YOU OVER.

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, LOIS! GOD! GET A LIFE AND STAY OUT OF MINE!

GREAT.

NOW THEA'S MAD AT ME TOO. YOU CAN FORM A CLUB.

I'M NOT MAD AT YOU!

MO, YOU'VE

BEEN TREATING ME LIKE A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS ALL DAY! IS IT MY BREATH?

WHAT?

I'M JUST CONFUSED.

I GUESS I THOUGHT YOU AND I WERE CLOSER THAN IT TURNS OUT WE REALLY ARE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I FOUND THE PROZAC IN YOUR BACKPACK, LOIS. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

WHAT

WERE YOU DOING IN MY BACKPACK?

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING THAT STUFF? I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME! OH NO? TAKE A

WILD GUESS!

BECAUSE YOU'RE ASHAMED OF BUYING INTO AN INSIDIOUS CORPORATE PLOT TO TURN US ALL INTO NUMBED-OUT EMOTIONAL ZOMBIES?!

NO!

BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT

TO LISTEN TO THIS

BULLSHIT!

TALK ABOUT EMDTIONAL ZOMBIES! YOU HAVE ALL THE SENSITIVITY OF A... OF A BALLISTIC REALISTIC THE

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN...

how

use dance

(Part 2)

With Ethan Green

THE POINTER

HELPFULLY idENTIFIES YOU, THEN THE CELLING, THEN YOU, THEN THE CEILING, THEN YOU AGAIN, THEN THE CEILING AGAIN, Well, you Get The Picture..

Bucky I'M ABOUT 3 SECONDS from SNAPPING

THOSE FINGERS OFF

FYI

THE HEARTBREAK

ObliviousLY DANGES ALL NIGHT WITH HIS FAVORATE LIPSTICK LESBIAN WHILE A CONSTELLATION OF HIS CRUSHES ORBIT HUNGRILY.

HUSH ETHAN,

I'M

PEAKING.

THE PANTS

APPEARS IN FABULOUS SLACKS & ANNOUNCES TO ALL WHO'LL LISTEN THAT HE'LL WEAR THEM "This night and this night Only" IS SPOTTED WEARING THE SAME TIRE& OL& THINGS NEXT WEEK AT A CLUB OUT OF TOWN

MISTER BIG LUV

FOREVER BUILDING CONGA LINES MADE UP OF GUYS WHO ORDINARILY DO NOT SPEAK TO EACH OTHER.

TORD

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by Eric S. ORner ...

PECS

WITHIN 5 MINUTES OF HIM REMOVING HIS SHIRT, EVERYONE HAS REMOVED THEIR SHIRTS..

DOUG

THE MOTH

DANCES WITH HIS PARTNERS FOR THE BRIEFEST OF MOMENTS BEFORE FLITTING OFF AFTER THE BRIGHT LIGHT OF SOMETHING MORE ATTRACTIVE.

I'M GONNA DUMP THIS GUY and

BUY THAT SAILOR A DRINK

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